WTF is wrong with Twitter?

$20 million in funding. A head start thats like a light year long. So what excuse do you have for anyone clicking on my name in these search results? As a web professional, I would really be interested to get an answer. I would imagine $20 million and a rosy bright future would be enough to recruit the 3-4 people I would need to make a service like that run smooth as silk.

But I guess its easier to pretend you are solving the problem, and just ignore all your support requests until you have fixes. You’re right, it is easier. Easier for me to sign up for an identi.ca account right now. Easier for me to root for whichever stable service takes your rightful place in our hearts. Peace out.

Twitter Account Go BOOOOOOM

So last week I read Shoemoney’s post about his twitter account, and thought wow that’s weird. Then last night I was installing twitter tools so you all could read my awesome tweets right here on the blog. It kept giving me some error about logging in using my twitter username, chrishedgecock. I could put in my email, but then the link on the bottom to read more went something like http://twitter.com/blah@blah.com which was not good. So I tested my twitter url, http://twitter.com/chrishedgecock and got the “That page doesn’t exist!” error. I can search for “chrishedgecock” and get my page in the search results, but when I click on it I still get the error. I submitted a support request, but wow. I mean, how hard is it twitter? you have the best problem any startup could have - too much traffic - and you can’t keep it together. It’s like being forced to watch the Titanic sink. Well without all the actual death but its still horrifying.

Goodbye to Another Friend

Last night my friend Terrence Kiel died in a car accident. You guys might have all known him as the starting safety on the chargers from the year we went 14-2, but I knew him as the funny crazy guy who sat across the table from me at our poker games. I remember so many nights, TK was such an unpredictable player which made him one of my favorites to play against. He would either leave with all your money or none of his, talking shit either way. A guy that could definitely smile and make you laugh no matter what.

I remember one hand against a veteran wide receiver you all know. Flop comes 3c-8c-9c, all clubs. They bet back and forth, getting it all in eventually for a pot thats over 6k. Time to flip over their hands, the wide receiver is all smiles as he flips over the nut flush. TK laughs, says something about it not being over, and flips over Qs-3h for a pair of threes. The turn comes 3s and the river comes 3d, giving TK the winning hand with 4 of a kind threes.

We love you man, we miss you. I miss you.


Stupid $#@! Hands Free CA Law

Whatever, I get it. People are bad drivers on their cell phones. I just hate the fact that the government has to protect us from ourselves, I mean come on. But I have been driving for 10 years with a cell phone, and haven’t had an accident from it (knock knock). I get that some people are irresponsible drivers and do other stuff when they should be focusing on the road. But those same people aren’t going to be safer drivers with a hands free headset. They are just going to be able to talk, do their makeup, curl the hair, text! ohmigish texting. I hope in this new law texting is illegal, because I see people doing that ALL the time.

Point being, I think we would be better served taking everyone’s money they would give to the phone accessory manufacturers and send everyone to the Bondurant Racing School. Then we might end up with better drivers instead of more rules. Fuck rules.

Oh and by the way if you need a hands free headset, get one CHEAP here:

hands free headset for under $5

OR if you want a good one I hear the jawbone 2 is the best and they will run you about $100.

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